Our Stupid, Highly-Educated, Kid-Fearing Socialists
A three-part analysis by Pirate Wires writers criticizes progressive policies, linking Democratic Socialists to educated low earners and reporting media calls to cancel the correspondents' dinner after Trump's roast.
A comprehensive takedown of America’s progressive establishment has been delivered by Mike Solana, Riley Nork and Max Weiner in a searing three-part analysis, targeting everything from socialist ideology on college campuses to demographic collapse in Democrat-run cities.
College-Educated Socialists Earning Poverty Wages
According to Pirate Wires writing in New York Post, recent analysis from statistician Nate Silver confirms what many have long suspected: the Democratic Socialists of America draw their strongest support from the highly-educated poor, particularly those holding bachelor’s degrees while earning less than 60,000 dollars annually.
The organization, which seeks to abolish the Senate, Supreme Court and Executive branch while seizing American industry for centralized control, finds particular resonance among this demographic of downwardly mobile graduates.
Mike Solana, editor in chief at Pirate Wires, poses a critical question: did universities turn these individuals into communists, or do communists simply expect society to hand them wealth, then turn destructive when their advanced degrees fail to deliver Hampton estates like their parents enjoyed?
His conclusion is blunt: defund the colleges.
Press Demands End to White House Correspondents’ Dinner After Trump Roasts Them
Riley Nork, also writing for Pirate Wires, reports that President Trump’s comedic performance at last week’s White House Correspondents’ Dinner has triggered calls from media figures to permanently cancel the event.
Trump’s routine included jokes about former governor Chris Christie fighting over cheesecake at UFC events, characterizing CBS News and journalist Bari Weiss as a hostile regime run by gay dictators, and comparing CNN’s Kaitlan Collins to transgender influencer Dylan Mulvaney.
While intended as humor, the press reacted with fury. The Washington Post reported critics now cite the president’s remarks as grounds for ending the dinner entirely, claiming it was meant to honor serious journalism.
Notably, no such outrage emerged when President Obama or comedian Stephen Colbert delivered their roasts. The reaction suggests media elites prefer canceling events to enduring criticism.
Socialist Cities Hemorrhaging Families at Alarming Rate
Max Weiner, head of operations at Pirate Wires, highlights new data from the Wall Street Journal revealing American cities lost children six times faster than the nation overall during the past decade.
Some cities experiencing population growth nonetheless saw dramatic declines in child populations, replacing families with young singles and residents too economically trapped to relocate. Meanwhile, the five fastest-growing American cities in 2025 were all exurbs in Texas.
The analysis concludes that middle-class families refuse to raise children in environments plagued by dangerous drug addicts, where housing consumes 70 percent of income and public schools have descended into chaos.
In the vacuum left by departing families, Democratic Socialists agitate for class warfare while rejecting the actual solution—building more housing—because it requires capitalists, whom socialist leaders despise.
With information from New York Post
